Wank Mag

Progressive pleasure peddlers Duckie are seeking 18th century bare-skinned georgian glamour models for our, ahem, ‘upmarket heritage brochure’.

Are you eager to disrobe and have your likeness recorded? From the latent to the blatant, Duckie courteously crave ten starkers’ starlets for our provocative portraits.

YOU CAN BE ONE OF THEM

Recherché Rubster

Subversive She-Husband

Gaping Ganymede

Tuppance Tribade

Homo He-Whore

Bourgeois Buggeranto

Pilloried Pathick

Sapphic She-Pirate

Market Molly

Old Relic

YOU CAN BE ONE OF THEM

Settlement: ninety guineas and a sixpenny bit

Rendezvous: Vauxhall, 5 or 6 September

Time Travel: 300 years

Kindly address: ej@duckie.co.uk referencing one of the ten persuasions

Deadline for admissions: 7 August 2020

Endowments: Shameless

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