Most clubnights last a few years but this almost legendary London clubnight has been running in London every week for 23 years, which must be legions and lifetimes in Gay years. And for the first time ever the original Vauxhall veterans bring their rock’n’roll heritage performance disco-bar to Yorkshire

Hosted by original wonky weirdos Bourgeois & Maurice

Record Players Readers Wifes serve a curated bunfight from the pop canon

Short sharp arty bentertainment from cult cabaret diva Ursula Martinez, the tragically unpublished poet Barbara Brownskirt and new drag pretender Victoria Sin

For lezbo golden oldies, new queer boldies, old school homosexualists set in their ways and the new breed that dig arty shows with their knees up

Vintage pop and performance plus the Cloths working the door and the floor and loads of queer forty and fifty-somethings rocking out, getting social and making shapes till 2am

Still running discos at their age? Queer people never grow up and nothings gonna stop this bunch of ne’er do wells growing old disgracefully

This shindig is presented by Happy Valley Pride and produced in association with cabaret impressario Tim Whitehead

NB Regular Duckie hostess Amy Lamé wont be coming to Yorkshire as she is on her annual holidays in August - so you old school lezbos will have to make do with Ursula, Barbara and Victoria.  Please take them to your heart.